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I gotz me the fee-vah.
Every now and then (read not very often) I get the fee-vah. The good little Sally Housewife/Super Mummy vapours. It is not sweeping the ceilings kinda fee-vah – but they do look a little dusty – but...
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Girl be hardcore. Dude be eating glue.
I know you all (or y’all) been waiting with bated breath to find out how Too went with getting the piercings and whether I passed out. yes, one side of her hair is purple and one side is black. She...
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This morning, after a night of hacking up a lung with The Sickness That Is Not Whooping Cough Anymore But Something Entirely Different But We Just Don’t Know What It Is So Suck It Up Princess And...
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I am a terrible mother.
Yesterday I discovered that I fail as a mother. Like BIG TIME. I should hand in my resignation and mop and go and sit in the naughty corner. Wandering around the internet I saw all the back to school...
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Moving on out.
Well not TECHNICALLY, but right now I am clearing out my entire kitchen into the spare room in an effort to get me to cook more. Oh get up off the floor and stop fucking laughing MPS. One of my...
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Probably the only time I can use it in its proper context.
Happy Fathers Day Motherfuckers! MPS should be thanking his fucking lucky stars that I didn’t take all his gifts back after what happened yesterday. But I will be all benevolent and shit and supervise...
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Takeaway ban.
We have been relying heavily on takeaway food when days get hard. (every day is hard) Or I am broken (was there ever a time where a part of my body wasn’t broken down? Ever?) Or we have been busy...
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TA DA!
So I have a couple of weeks off work to rest my neck and calm the fuck down and get my metaphorical house in order. And while the Kelley of old would use this opportunity to literally use this time to...
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Do your thing you little motherfucker.
I have had this Jade plant forever. Well there have been two, and the sicklier of the two HAS been out the front buried in the hedge, reflecting our current financial situation I expect. This one,...
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Right now there is a stranger in my house and everyone is happy about it,...
She is wandering around touching all my stuff. Moving them around. Picking them up. Putting them down. DUSTING. MOPPING. PICKING SHIT UP OFF THE FLOOR. Bitch is doing a full spring clean while I sit...
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